"Cocaine News!"

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Friday December 05, 2025 · 11:02 AM PST

2025/12/05 · 11:02

Anybody seen The Daily Show’s “Cocaine News” featuring Don Jr.? Yeah, Hunter Biden was busted for lying about having used drugs when he bought a handgun once and lied about it on the permit application. How many Elephant Guns and automatic rifles does Don Jr have, btw? And seriously, I mean, how many international drug king-pin Honduran ex-presidents does a b*tch have to pardon to get they son they damn stash already!? Jeez. Just waiting for that leaked signal chat where Pete has to tell some soon-to-be-under-a-bus admiral “NO- DO NOT Bomb that black SUV pulling up to Don Jr’s back door for chrissakes!” Cause honestly, you got to be able to stay up ALL F’ING NIGHT to run a damn good crypto scam, yo.

I guess the good part about all this is the realization that all you gotta do to get people to stop talking about Pedo-Prez’s least favorite FILES is to murder a couple poor fishermen trying not to drown with some $100k missiles. TWICE! Shit, if we’da known that before we could’ve just published all the stats on how gutting USAID with no congressional approval whatsoever has caused thousands and thousands of children to DIE all over the world in just the last few months. Easy-Peasy Pumpkin-Sleazy.

In the mean-time tho, lets put some policy reports out about how the European Union is working real hard on their own “Civilizational Erasure” cause they’re not doing enough to terrorize their own damn immigrants.

WTF. Where does this ever stop, i keep waiting to wake up (but not WOKE up) to find this was all a ridiculous Republican themed nightmare inspired by too much chocolate icecream ($42 a pint, cocoa tariffs an’ all) before bed.

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