It’s Tuesday! There’s an election, somewhere!
Greg will be back tomorrow to tell you where it was, and why the Republicans sucked at it.
While we’re waiting, there’s always some criming going on in and around the White House, any number of stories that still need attention, and of course… whatever the day may bring us. Something outrageous is happening, somewhere. Right now!
Today’s countdown numbers:
- 59 days until funding for most of the government ends again, and we face another shutdown
- 1,145 days remaining in Trump’s legal term of office
- 336 days until the midterm elections, if we have them
- 397 days—if we have those elections—until we seat that new Congress.
Our random country generator says, today’s an unlucky day for: Liberia!
As I recall, we’re using Liberia right now as a place to dump people ICE has kidnapped, but can’t dump in their own country, usually because they were in danger of… being kidnapped there.
But that doesn’t mean we can’t invade them while we’re in the neighborhood!
Ha ha! Oh, well. That’s Our Trump!™