It’s Wednesday! There was an election, somewhere… and Greg Dworkin knows where!
For a hundred bucks, he’ll tell you how it turned out. For two hundred, he’ll tell you what it means!
But as is commonly the case in the Trump era, there are stories remaining from earlier that require more attention, and every chance that something dumber than ever previously imagined will happen, and distract us.
In the meantime...
Today’s countdown numbers:
- 58 days until funding for most of the government ends again, and we face another shutdown
- 1,144 days remaining in Trump’s legal term of office
- 335 days until the midterm elections, if we have them
- 396 days—if we have those elections—until we seat that new Congress.
Our random country generator says, today’s an unlucky day for: Belize!
Sure! Why not? A base in Central America and on the Caribbean, south of Mexico and nearby Honduras? And they speak English? I’ll take it!
Ha ha! Oh, well. That’s Our Trump!™