Trump Deserved It, Too!
In case you missed this story. Trump was also up against some tough competition.
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If you need to understand what's happening, this farce is a perfect place to begin.
A broken, unhappy man is being given a fake award he doesn't deserve by a corrupt group looking to bribe him and earn favors. It's meaningless, everything he wants, and it won't matter to him within an hour.
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— Jared Yates Sexton (@jysexton.bsky.social) December 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
The Top Ten Reasons Trump Deserved the FIFA Peace Prize
#10 — For Trump’s Grace Under Pressure
#9 — Well… Because
#8 — Trump Likes Getting Recognition
#7 — MAGA Loves That Trump is Resilient
#6 — This is a Rare Honor
#5 — He Deserves It
#4 — Now He Has as Many Decorations as John McCain
#3 — FIFA Likes His Friends
#2 — In His Day, Trump Was an Accomplished Soccer Player, Just Like Lionel Messi
And, the #1 Reason Donald Trump Was Honored by FIFA
#1 — Seriously, Were There Other Candidates for This Prize?
The Best Spontaneous Reaction to Trump Winning This Prize
COMING SOON: His Next Prize from the Epstein Estate
The End.