It’s “Thanksgiving Boxing Week” Monday. I forget why we were so panicked last week, but it’s time to panic about The Dotard, again.
Greg Dworkin makes his December debut, kicking off our Advent Calendar of Chaos!™
We’ve got “peace deals” to catch up with. But also war crimes! Plus various and sundry “presidential social media posts” that may or may not be Constitutional violations and acts of war!
Thirty-one days left in the year. Fifty days until we’re one-quarter of the way through The Dotard’s current term in office.
And of course...
Today’s countdown numbers:
- 60 days until funding for most of the government ends again, and we face another shutdown
- 1,146 days remaining in Trump’s legal term of office
- 337 days until the midterm elections, if we have them
- 398 days—if we have those elections—until we seat that new Congress.
Our random country generator says, today’s an unlucky day for: Ukraine!
Wow. I had to check twice to make sure we’d never landed on Ukraine before. And it took a while, because I’ve mentioned Ukraine in a number of morning posts. But believe it or not, it has never come up in Invasion Bingo!
Just as they’ve held out in real life, so they’ve held out in our game. Although at the moment, it seems a little less like a game, and more like the development plan for a new Trump Tower.
Ha ha! Oh, well. That’s Our Trump!™