Shaming the Poor, Praising the Rich and Sacrificing the Future of America
… Boris Johnson, the Mayor of London, recently admonished the commoners in his own city that they should be “offering their humble and hearty thanks” to the super-rich, because, as he put it:
These are the people who put bread on the tables of families who—if the rich didn’t invest in supercars and employ eau de cologne-dabbers—might otherwise find themselves without a breadwinner.249
For clarification, an “eau de cologne-dabber” is someone who literally places perfumed water upon the temples of the rich, and is paid to do this because, naturally, the rich cannot put on their own perfume, the working class should be grateful, apparently, that the rich in London are so lazy; otherwise, how might the masses even manage to feed themselves? …
—Tim Wise, Under the Affluence
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